OSBOURNE SLATE’S DUTCHESS

Last night, Kelly Osborne took it upon her oh-so-fashionista of a being again to share her irrelevant opinion on the Dutchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton’s choice of clothing.

In the interview with Jay Leno last night, Osborne stated:

If I’m going to be the future bloody Queen of England, I’m gonna wear that dress once and that’s it. 

In England, they’re like, ‘Look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the royals are in a recession as well.’ I’m sorry, but if I had that job I would only wear it once.

This continues Osbourne’s campaign of bitterness after this week’s episode of E!’s ‘Fashion Police’, in which Osbourne took it upon herself to attack long time nemesis Christina Aguilera:

She is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be!

This bish must seriously be avoiding reflective surfaces lately.